Trouser Plowin

When you have an incredible an irresistible urge for an ass itch from a roid flare up or swamp ass (residue left from a lack of a good wipe after dropping a deuce) and a manual clearing of the ass is needed. Most often this is expressed with a surface scratch on the outer layer of the pant. But on occasion, when no one is looking, and only when necessary, it is a full in hand on ass scratch free for all.

I ate taco bell tonight.

"yeah, so?"

I needed to the hit the head afterwards, but I mustn't have gotten it all because now I find myself Trouser plowin trying to get at the leftovers.

by Mannimal October 2, 2014

Laos Plow

When a man (usually Asian in ethnicity) sticks two chopsticks in a woman's rectal cavity while having violent sexual intercourse with her and screaming "ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ທ່ານມີຂ້ອຍແຈ່ວ!" (roughly meaning "I will fill you with my jaew!", jaew being a type of Lao sauce).

Girl: Wtf are you doing?
Classy Guy: ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ທ່ານມີຂ້ອຍແຈ່ວ!
Girl: Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...!
Classy Guy: You just got Laos Plowed, bitch!

by Some Greasy 🅱️oi May 23, 2018

Snow plowing

When two albino people -of any gender/orientation - engage in coitus

Me: what did you do this weekend?

Albino friend: I was hanging with Rick and we ended up snow plowing

Me: oh, how’s rick?

by bab the gay July 7, 2018

Texas Road Plow

While a girl is passed out, you put shit on your dick and insert it into her vagina.

To get back at my ex, I gave her a Texas road plow while she was sleeping.

by MILF_Hunter122 July 3, 2016

Northern Kentucky Snow Plow

Females face on the ground, holding her by the ankles, pushing her around the room.

"I was fucking her so good I grabbed her by the ankles and gave her a Northern Kentucky Snow Plow!"

by Wharv94 February 24, 2019

snow plow

to make the shocker with both hand and make a triangular possition with them and then insert 4 in the pink, 2 in the stink and or 4 in the gooch 2 in the pooch

"yo nigger i gave that girl the snow plow"

by that nigger tom July 16, 2006

Plow Zone

When a girl is getting fucked, she is in the PLOW ZONE

I saw bob at that party last night fucking Jill, She was in the PLOW ZONE!!!!!

by poop in a bucket x2 August 6, 2008