parkingasm

The incredible, nearly sexual, feeling one experiences when getting the best parking spot in the lot.

Johnny whipped his car into the front row parking spot and I clearly saw the parkingasm he experienced.

by Doc Jay April 10, 2008

perkilated

The act of being drunk yet oddly perky at the same time. The perkilated person will hug everyone at the party, dance on tables, makeout with the opposite sex (or in case of girls the same sex) and sleep with strangers all in the same night. Usually you can acheive perkilation through cheerleader drinks, such as redbull and vodka, or smirnoff ice.

Becky is so perkilated she doesn't realize she just made out with her ex-boyfriend at the bar.

Steven has been saying he loves you and hugging everyone all night, he must be perkilated.

by jenkiejen May 8, 2009

parking lot hoe

A female that has sex with a random male in a parking lot.

"You fucked that girl, Jordan?"
"I took her to a deserted parking lot, Maria"
"OMG she's a parking lot hoe!"

by Jordan Mack June 20, 2009

parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.

the son: so now what? we repaint the door?

father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion

by Sexydimma May 30, 2015

free parking

A easy girl, often referred to a quick lay or a slut.

"She's free parking, man. I know at least seven guys she's been with in the past year."

by kdrrrgs February 11, 2009

Phantom Parking

A parking spot that appears to be empty, but as you get closer is filled by a small car or motorcycle.

Chad - "Oh look, there is a parking spot right by the door!"

Brittney - "Damn, phantom parking! A MINI is in the spot!"

by bguiou November 4, 2010

Fallout Parking

The act of parking your car as though you just survived a nuclear fallout. Often times parked in the way or simply stopped where ever they feel like it as though they just died or ran out of gas.

Jeff pulled into the driveway and threw the truck in park, blocking 2 cars and the sidewalk with his fallout parking.

by DJWL29 January 24, 2011