Platypoctopus

A mix between a platypus and an octopus. Nobody knows, nor cares how this abomination was created. It has the head of a platypus, and the body of an octopus (tentacles).

Guy1: Hey Guy2! Look what I found! A platypoctopus!
Guy2: Thats a dildo.

by Stapleized June 2, 2022

Sneaky Platypus

When you sneeze in a females vagina, and it makes her burb.

This action can also be accompanied by your mate saying :
“Great job dude! You just sneaky platypussed her dirty”

by The Scam69 August 4, 2022

PlataPlasma

The act of a woman and a man having missionary style sex while a second woman straddles that woman's face. The man ejaculates on to the stomach of his lover and the straddling woman licks it off.

We were having a bad-ass three-way that ended in a PlataPlasma!

by randomx June 28, 2003

plate-egg

A childish term for a fried egg, as popularised by the famous street linguist Alison Johnson.

"I want a plate-egg."

by Pimp-daddy D January 11, 2007

platattoo

A platattoo is a platitude expressed in tattoo form.

That "Live, Laugh, Love" tattoo of yours is pretty much a platattoo at this point, and so are your Japanese characters for "strength" and "integrity."

by Johnnybravo30 January 31, 2014

plat circle

Neighbourhood of kids that are adventurous and awesome.

Those kids live in plat circle.

by kaimayagaming March 29, 2015

Platform Shaming

Shaming different gaming platform users for their choice of because you believe your choice is superior to theirs so much that you have to brag about it and put them down to make you feel better.

Hey admin, this guy is platform shaming me.
Get out you filthy console peasant!

by Gaijin Dad November 9, 2017