Live Load

When you have to run to the bathroom so bad because the shit inside you is moving.

Henry, I gotta go to the bathroom. I've got a live load. Is there a door open?

by Cattard July 26, 2019

dog load

Nicer way to say "piece of shit" when you're trying not to swear.

Person 1: My knight in shining armor turned out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil! SMDH
Person 2: Man! What a real dog load!

by DudeBroLad February 6, 2021

Load and go

When you fill someone full of cum and then promptly get up, get dressed and leave.

He loaded and goed her. He did a load and go on her.

by Ernurse619 June 30, 2017

shrode-load

1. unit of weight that is equal to 2.3 metric tons

2. a large amount of produced commodity of a shroder member

can you get me a shrode-load of dirt?

did you see that shrode-load on her face?

by m1dn1gh7t4gg3r January 18, 2011

pant-load

A indeterminately large amount of something.

"The Freeman Museum has a pant-load of classic computers."

by subliminal labs September 21, 2005

Free Load

A man or woman who gets free treats i.e holidays, accomodation, dinner. Can be conveyed with gun toting hand gestures..

"Man, fucking Adam Burch, what a free load, he hasn't paid for a thing all holiday"
"FREE LOAD"

by Mr Snide August 16, 2011

Load of Wank

Anything that is untrue or falacy.......Typically used by Pompous British men.

Sean saying he is a womanizer, thats a load of wank.

by Bebes May 13, 2005