John moment

When you attempt something that takes very little brain power but still manage fuck up.

Matt hit his head really hard and has lots of john moments now.

by Chuggington December 28, 2016

flower moment

When someone forgets something that is very easy to find, such as a headset or something as big as a car.

Person 1: "Sorry I wasn't able to make it to work today, I couldn't find my car in front of my house."
Person 2: "flower moment"

by blightttt April 4, 2020

hayato moment

when your dad is an explosion serial killer and you can't tell anybody that he is or else they will die.

my dad is actually a serial killer that is 33 years of age? this really be a hayato moment

by SBD2042 September 8, 2020

James moment

A James moment is a event when James post some horny and weird shit (weird mf)

Sane person 1: Did you saw what James posted
Sane person 2: Yeah he jacking off to Among Us porn
Sane person 1: That do be a James moment

by Redos005 October 20, 2020

Jåke moment

A jåke moment is like a bruh moment but even more bruh

Person 1 : "damn why is he drinking from the toilet"
Person 2 : "jåke moment"

by Greger5000 October 14, 2020

douche moment

when a 'friend' displays immaturity through a pay-out or put down, usually a completely random insult to achieve sadistic pleasure such as facebook 'likes'. only a real douche bag of a guy would randomly pay-out another. this cannot be titled to a true friend, as no true friend would do it. several things can happen before a douche moment; his mum could be selling herself, his girlfriend on pms, feeling unloved or sad with being a failure.

Alex: "hey i heard Daniel's being a real ass to Sam"
Joe: "yeah did you see what Daniel wrote on his wall?"
Alex: "yeah that was a real douche moment"

by imagit July 3, 2012

Manga Moment

When something so hilarious, gross, sexual, or just plain weird happens that you need somebody to put it into a manga.

Jessie: Hey Samantha, can you look at the charactor I drew?
Samantha: Yeah. Hey, wait, did you just draw Garret?
Jessie: It's a girl! See the boobs?
Samantha: No, I wasn't looking. I'm not a perv.
Jessie: If you were a perv, you would be a hot guy.
Samantha: Gyaaaaaa! This is so a Manga Moment!

by She'sTheBlade March 5, 2011