Minecraft Girlfriend

Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be

Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time

*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father

by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022

mineberry

the worst cracked p2w server on mineberry. also one of the mods are a pedophile.

RattlesHyper: just found a new dupe on mineberry survival
GhostGirl: I'm comin', my baby, fuck it, I'll crocodile Birkin the baby (Fuck it)

by notxlzxq November 10, 2022

minec6rsheepaqf!?ttea

An alternate spelling of Minecraft

Hey do you wanna play minec6rsheepaqf!?ttea
Uhmm what?
Oh I meant Minecraft
wat

by NotLotusLiam May 31, 2023

Be Mine Tonight

A woman asks a man to spend the entire evening together.

This carnival is perfect, the September night is fair, be mine tonight.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Beaver Mine Ride

A slang term for any beaver related meme. Most common 'beaver mine ride' meme being the actual roller coaster which is shaped like a beaver.
Synonyms include - teeth, brown, dams.

You seen that never beaver mine ride, it's hilarious!

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

got mine

You've got your kill for that round their for you are not at fault if you happen to lose that round.

What do you mean I lost us that round I literally got mine.

by Getu August 31, 2021

Make minecarts faster

"Make minecarts faster" is a catchphrase commonly said in camman18 shorts. It references the fact that minecarts take so much effort to set up but are basically useless as they are slower than even SPRINTING.

Literally every short by camman18: "Also make minecarts faster"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb February 27, 2023