Fitz and Miles Carnival 

Originates from the 1920's but has recently resurfaced. Refers to placing unecessary importance to an unimportant event.

Bob tried to make his 22nd birthday into a Fitz and Miles Carnival. Who cares about his 22nd birthday?

Fitz and Miles Carnival by Bobo1967 December 11, 2010

Ten Miles Square 

A colloquialism referring to the city of Washington, D.C, and its role as the capital of the United States of America. The phrase is derived from Article I, Section 8 of the Constitution for the United States of America, which reads that Congress may force one or more states to cede a territory that is not larger than ten miles square (i.e. 100 square miles).

Modern-day Washington, D.C. city is less than 100 square miles because the part of the square that was taken from Virginia was returned. The appearance of D.C. itself plus Arlington County, Virginia suggests the original 100 square mile city with territory ceded by both Maryland and Virginia.

Meanwhile, back at Ten Miles Square, Federal politicians were proposing a different approach than one advocated by the Governors of many states.

Ten Miles Square by F. Landers Koelfantez January 1, 2009

two miles an hour 

how fast ludacris drives so that everyone can see his down ass ride.

Damn, nigga, with a ride like that,, you gotsta drive two miles an hour!

two miles an hour by Pope January 18, 2005

joseph wesley miles 

A man who loves his woman completely. Her name happens to me Marjorie. He Will marry Marjorie.

Hey is That Joseph Wesley Miles??

Yea he kinda loves Marjorie.

joseph wesley miles by Kingohj November 4, 2013

Frequent Jerker Miles 

All the rewards you should be getting every time you bust a nut

If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree

Frequent Jerker Miles by D Flawless December 23, 2019

Dutch miles 

The unknown distance between destinations when the navigator is clearly lost, but still feigns to be on course.

Back seat passenger: Hey, how many dutch miles is it until we get to our hotel and I can finally walk this cramp out of my leg?

Dutch miles by Richard Hood January 16, 2009

95 miles 

The average speed limit someone goes when they are in a rush, it especially sucks when it's in the area you live in.

When I was walking my dog yesterday, this lady in a black car was going so fucking fast in the residential area

95 miles by claustrophobic chicken February 3, 2005