maternal twins

when theyre twins but they have different dads

tom: yo cheryl had maternal twins
jerry: what’s that?
tom: cheryl fucked 2 different dudes back to back. both came in her and 2 eggs got fertilized. they’re twins with different dads, so they’re maternal twins

by pinkfag October 1, 2023

Matter Physics

Matter Physics is a word for people who want to study anti-physics (Antimatter) and Dark Physics (Dark Matter & energy) and want a word to actually refer to them selves as than "an antimatter and dark physicist"

"Hey, what type of physicist are you?"
"Oh, flattered you would ask; I am a matter physicist!"
----Not needed past here, place holder----
"Matter Physicist? what do they study?"
"Matter Physics. So like anti-physics & Dark physics."

by THE FOG IS COMING October 3, 2023

MAfternoon

Greeting - combination of 'Morning (abbreviated from Good Morning) and 'Afternoon (abbr. Good Afternoon) used as a salutation when addressing someone later in the morning or early afternoon - typically roughly from somewhere between 11 am and 3 pm. Or when greeting people from varying time zones when the time range is similarly appropriate.
Might also be used to refer to that same time period being late Morning until early Afternoon.

MAfternoon! I know you were up late / likely slept in and I'm not sure when exactly you'll be reading this, but please give me a call when you're up and about.

by sn4web October 16, 2023

Matter

If it did you would undoubtedly lie about whether or not it did.

Hym "No. No. It is that you prick. It is. And I know the mechanics of it you shit. It doesn't matter in the mechanics. It matters in the selection. I never said it mattered mechanically but what you're trying to say is that it doesn't matter in either and we know that that's false. Or at the very least that 'OtHeR tHiNgS mAtTeR tOo.' You're just trying to stop me from undermining that cripple's 'accomplishment.' Oh and is that the solution? Work out? Validate you? That's it? What would be the point? Earn the privilege of sharing women with a fucking retard? What an absolute waste. All that to live out a farce and appease you."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2023

maternal figure

something you don't have

You: "I don't have any cash on me right now"
Your friend: "You know what else you don't have? A maternal figure."

by nick‽ May 31, 2024

matherne

Since the dawn of mankind, anyone bearing this surname was destined to be the One. They are the Bang in the Big Bang. They are the Honored One themselves. If you meet a Matherne, immediately devote your life to them, it will be worth it.

Oh my god, he’s a Matherne, I need to give him everything I have now!!!

by CHEFTHEBAKER February 18, 2024

Matter'f'act

Contraction of "matter-of-fact"

I like you. Matter'f'act, I love you!

by boobwrangler March 10, 2024