masterbateability

The ease in which you can get off to something by masterbation.

The book she was reading had smut with a high masterbateability rating.

by Iamtheraine August 15, 2024

masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.

It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023

Masterbootyjiggler

Also known as Kim..
Masterbootyjiggler had his name since he was in the law of talos fandom
Currently hes a huge yu-gi-oh! nerd and wont FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT IT
Corny fuckung fag
All jokes all jokeys ok

"We love masterbootyjiggler!"
"im ready to get masterbootyjiggler in a car just so i can crash it when his legs r on the dashboard."

by Alliwantforchristmas November 28, 2023

Masterbatiful

A beautiful masterbation session

My alone time was masterbatiful!

by MR.UMUM March 11, 2024

Masterbaiter

A fisherman who is really good at using bait

"Dude, did you see John. He's a masterbaiter!

by Zomp womp March 18, 2024

Masterbombing

Similar to masterbating, but once one busts, they will put in all of the weight and pressure in the body into the penis, and even stroke it with a fist or other objects at the same time as-well. This will cause the penis to make as big of an explosion as possible and cause the ejaculate to splatter and fly all over the place, similar to a bomb.

"Finished Masterbombing in my room yesterday. Took me almost an hour to clean it all up, and my weiner still feels weird."

by Dr. Jelq October 14, 2024

Masher

A unserious gyalist that beats and deletes there situationships

That guy is a masher

by Amy100 December 3, 2024