Madison

A politically disfunctional town in southern Connecticut. A house the size of a small shed costs more than a child on the black market, which is what you need to do with your kid in order to afford the taxes.

I can't afford to live in Madison even after I sold my first born. I'll have to move to Clinton instead.

by Madison Resident December 28, 2005

Madison

When you slice your ball sack open

Shit! I just sliced my sack open!

Dude, you just did a Madison!

by Anus smeller May 20, 2015

Madison

A Madison is much similar to a Maygan- starts off cute and sweet and adorable, but then as she grows into a young lady she starts developing the body of her mother, tall, slander, lots of junk in the trunk, and a large chest. Madison though is sweeter then a Maygan and nicer, but they are both a joy and a gift to know.

guy1- "Did you see Madison with Maygan earlier?"
guy2- "Yeah they give me boners just looking at them."
guy3- "Heck, they give me a boner just thinking about them!"
guy1&2- "Hell yeah"

by kickabrick August 8, 2011

magisterial

(adj): Possessing the quality of impressive superiority. From Lat. "magister," master. Expressive of something that is so excellent that it could be said to govern other things. Synonyms: rule, own, dominate.

"Dude, that was a magisterial comeback you made!"

"You heard the new Foo Fighters? Magisterial!"

by schellshock October 4, 2009

magistricide

1. killing of a teacher. 2. One who kills a teacher.

1. The student was accused of magistricide and sent to a reformatory.
2. Do not keep company with that blooming magistricide.

by uttam maharjan September 29, 2010

Madison

madison's are beautiful.. they love to have fun and be unique .. and they love sex , madison's are great at kissing and will make yous smile all the time , madison's usually date kids with the name jimmy or josh , they are great girlfriends but even better wife's, they have very silky hair and the nicest bodies, and they love to drink usually on the weekends , all the boys love madison's because they are sexy in every way

"Damn, Madison is looking soo sexy today, i'm about to go dog her."

by Evangeline Summergrass April 19, 2017

Madison

Madison is very good in bed. They are freaky and kinky. Madisons are very pretty and beautiful. They are really athletic and love being outside. Most Madisons are lightskins and has curly hair. Can sing really good. Are really good girlfriends and even better wifes.

Is that Madison cause I want to marry her.
Her name must be Madison because she is really pretty.

by Mixed.princess April 18, 2017