golden meatball

(adjective) a stupid clumsy lighty
OR
(verb) to make someone go red in the face from pointing out a stupid thing they did

(adjective) wow! tom, look at phoebe over there falling over a box. She is such a golden meatball!

OR
(verb) aw Phoebe it appears you have golden meatballed! Everyone look!

by Luke Cole October 15, 2018

Meatball mentality

Someone who developed non deserved confidence purely as a self defense mechanism.

That mf has "meatball mentality" leave him alone to figure that out

by Custard420 October 22, 2022

Swedish meatball

The source of life, the source of food, the legendars dish that is Also served with potatoes.

*man 1* ya heard about Swedish meatballs?

*man 2* yeah it’s gooder den a bitch

by MrBitchiloid April 05, 2019

San Francisco Meatball

When a male and female have sexual intercourse by the male putting his testicles in the females anus and she poops all over them.

Damn last night I gave that bitch the san francisco meatball.

by Ryan Bensing May 20, 2008

Crimean meatball

When you fuck a girl in her dad's car and turn on the stereo to play Broken Wings by Mr. Mister and then nut in her eye so she can't change the channel.

We borrowed her dad's squarebody broh, the FM was pre-tuned to the oldies station, and I just managed to pull off the Crimean meatball before Alone by Heart came on.

by Pork 'n' Slaw March 05, 2021