dog load

Nicer way to say "piece of shit" when you're trying not to swear.

Person 1: My knight in shining armor turned out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil! SMDH
Person 2: Man! What a real dog load!

by DudeBroLad February 6, 2021

Lava Load

When the mans ejaculate is so hot it causes 3rd degree burns on the skin.

Lady: Wow Joe blew his Lava Load over my chest last night. Now I have blisters on my tits.

by The Hero7 March 24, 2021

Big load

Jenny was giving me such good head last night that her huge tits made me cum a big load all over her.

I cummed a big load on her tits

by Hellotoallthepeopleoutthere November 6, 2022

load makers

Noun. Slang. A womans genitals.

Boyfriend: I wish I was there to fondle with your load makers! Girlfriend: Wym? A woman’s genitals.

by B-rizzle May 15, 2022

pant-load

A indeterminately large amount of something.

"The Freeman Museum has a pant-load of classic computers."

by subliminal labs September 21, 2005

Free Load

A man or woman who gets free treats i.e holidays, accomodation, dinner. Can be conveyed with gun toting hand gestures..

"Man, fucking Adam Burch, what a free load, he hasn't paid for a thing all holiday"
"FREE LOAD"

by Mr Snide August 16, 2011

Load of Wank

Anything that is untrue or falacy.......Typically used by Pompous British men.

Sean saying he is a womanizer, thats a load of wank.

by Bebes May 13, 2005