magic lemonade

A mixture of the traditional Australian drink goon and any kind of lemonade. Serves in getting you royally pissed without tasting like piss.

"Sup lad, what're you drinking tonight?"
"Magic lemonade lad!"

by korjubzot August 2, 2016

Alaskan Lemonade Stand

When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat

The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.

by LeStranger Danger May 7, 2022

Jack’s Hard Lemonade

When you piss into a glass bottle , freeze it , then hurl it at an unexpected person

Tom completely knocked someone out with the ole Jack’s Hard Lemonade from the rooftop at Mardis Gras.

by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019

hurtful lemonade

Lemonade or other carbonated drinks that are too fizzy and make one's eyes water.

This mainly happens to people who prefer water.

Person 1: I think that I have a bottle of Hurtful lemonade.

Personal 2: No, that's just fiberglass.

by DARK_VOID November 5, 2023

Cowboy Lemonade

Hot n' foamy piss from a flaccid man in cowboy boots.

"Hey have you ever tried cowboy lemonade?"

"Actually yeah, I have it on the tap if you know what I'm sayin'"

by Anonymous_012398 July 1, 2022

Fools-Lemonade

Actual human piss disguised as Lemonade.

Fools-good is to gold as Fools-Lemonade is to Lemonade.

Man, I took a sip and immediately spat it out because it was fools-lemonade.

by TheSpudMan February 14, 2025

lemonade

One of the worst songs in A playlist/in general

bro this is such a lemonade song

by YNEOSJIGGA May 14, 2022