Lumberdump

The urgent shit that comes approximately 1 hour after finishing a lumberjack slam from Dennys

OMG I barely made it home from denny's before i took a massive lumberdump

by TedBear1 March 23, 2011

lumberjack hipster

hipster whose wardrobe consists of plaid, beanies, and a subtle attempt of being mysterious, or too cool, or simply not caring. tries to take the form of a sexy lumberjack, male or female, but often have strong opinions and takes the many characteristics of being a hipster

Only lumberjack hipsters wear beanies and plaid in the summer!

by honest hipster November 28, 2014

needing a lumberjack

when something has gone far past being able to nip at the bud, and needs something immense to break it off

He won't stop talking to me! I will be needing a lumberjack!

by dwright935 May 27, 2009

lumbago

A useless coworker (lumb) who the company is too afraid to fire. You have to work harder as a result and this causes pain in your lower back.

They assigned Jim to our team. He's a lumbago so everyone else is going to have to pick it up a notch.

by eezeemoney June 12, 2008

Lumberjacking

Two naked, erect men stand facing each other with their penises touching, head to head. Both men grab the unified boners with both hands, put the fists together, and move them back and forth as a single unit as if sawing down a tree with a two-person saw.

Man, I think Dave gave me a rash from too much lumberjacking last night. We should have used more maple syrup...

by RealEthoboy January 15, 2009

The Lumberjack

fisting a girl in the ass and vagina, in a lumberjack sawing motion.

in bed.. with a male/ feamle doing the fisting

by candace April 7, 2005

Lumberjack Surprise

When a man or woman is constipated and takes a dump on their sexual partner's chest, dressed as a lumberjack yelling "timber" right before the deuce drops.

I was getting kinky with my girlfriend and she asked me for a lumberjack surprise.

by RedheadDavis August 29, 2009