when something has gone far past being able to nip at the bud, and needs something immense to break it off
He won't stop talking to me! I will be needing a lumberjack!
by dwright935 May 27, 2009
a decietful technique in which a man acts as if he has a fly in his clothes and therefore has to frantically scratch his whole body. this is a desperate, yet stealthy attempt to scrach one's genitals
by dwright935 May 27, 2009