Definitions by dwright935

needing a lumberjack 

when something has gone far past being able to nip at the bud, and needs something immense to break it off

He won't stop talking to me! I will be needing a lumberjack!

needing a lumberjack by dwright935 May 27, 2009

having a fly 

a decietful technique in which a man acts as if he has a fly in his clothes and therefore has to frantically scratch his whole body. this is a desperate, yet stealthy attempt to scrach one's genitals

im tihnking of having a fly! my balls itch so much!

having a fly by dwright935 May 27, 2009