Definitions by RedheadDavis

Lumberjack Surprise 

When a man or woman is constipated and takes a dump on their sexual partner's chest, dressed as a lumberjack yelling "timber" right before the deuce drops.

I was getting kinky with my girlfriend and she asked me for a lumberjack surprise.

Lumberjack Surprise by RedheadDavis August 29, 2009