Newsfeed linger

when something is posted on facebook and nothing else is posted for a while

Jeremy: Dude did you see what Laura posted on Rory's wall?

Matt: Yeah, man, it was a newsfeed linger

by rorydelaplongthrowsociety January 25, 2011

Jell-O-lingus

The art of orally making sweet love to a Jell-O shot. The Jell-O must be removed ONLY by the tongue and the cup/container cannot be crushed. The goal is to take the Jell-O shot and leave the cup clean and satisfied.

Don is an expert at Jell-O-lingus, leaving the cups in like-new condition.

by Jell-O Dude February 16, 2015

Tuchis-Lingus

Meaning to "Lick the Butthole." A funny line made famous off of Sex and the City.

Example:
Miranda: "Yea, it was good. Except he kinda... licked my butt!"

Samantha: "Be specific, you mean the cheeks or..."

Miranda: "It was more localized than that."

Carrie: "Wait a minute, are we talking Tuchis-Lingus?!!!"

Miranda: "I'm afraid so... And I thought it was weird. It's weird right? Are we doing this now?!"

Samatha: "Well, if the guy's willing, why not?"

Miranda: "Anyone other than Samantha?!"”

by SexAndTheCityLover88 August 5, 2008

Lingerism

The art of taking an idiom or a commonly known expression and inverting or twisting it so that the message is still comprehended, but the words are jumbled or nonsensical.

Lingerisms:

1. It´s like taking kids from candy.
2. That will sink like a led balloon.

by Prince Dahlwester June 30, 2012

cunning linguist

1)Somebody who advocates licking the pussy.
2)A glib talker who gets into women's pants.
3)Foreplay talk.
4)My old softball team in Cypress, CA, the Cunning Linguists.

Robert was a cunning linguist with a big bat.

by s6 July 10, 2005

Laxative Lingo

The constant barrage of pure, unadulterated lies, misinformation, disinformation and management masterbationand just made up non-sense because of lack of knowledge that is spewed from the mouths of members of management in any given company. Most often, Laxative Lingo is spewed from members of management that are completely incompetent and unqualified to be in their positions and are highly over paid. Many Laxative Lingo spewing managers have achieved their roles because of the Peter Principle.

John: Hey Bill. How are things down in accounting these days?
Bill: How do you think they are? The CFO is an idiot. He can't count to ten and like the rest of management here, spews nothing but Laxative Lingo every time he opens his mount.

John: This is terrible place to work. Thanks for reminding me.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2013

cunning linguist

A clever reference to the word cunnilingus that implys a man who is quick with the tongue. (P.S. click on this highlighted word cunnilingus go get the joke.)

Man, your husband sure is a cunning linguist!

by Sooper Nigger August 2, 2005