Life

Something that can be easily fixed with the loop of a rope

"What are you doing dad"

"Just making life better"

by Bag-o-dicks February 9, 2017

Life

1.The thing nobody wants, yet always receives.

2.Something I don’t have
3.Something other people have

1.Ughh I hate my damn life
2.you don’t have a life dude. All you do is watch tv and chill on the couch, ya potato.
3.wow you have a life... unlike me

by sLOVES ANIME October 30, 2019

Life

If you are looking this up, you don't have one.

Mike: I looked up life on Urban Dictionary.
Mark: We're through.

by Liquid Dookie January 27, 2013

life

a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. there is no known cure.

the aim of life is to stay alive until you die

by bunda September 23, 2012

life

Sh#t that happens when you trying to do other stuff

I was planning on going to Las Vegas for vacation but my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant, now i have to save money for the baby, oh well that's life.

by frostyflakes51590 April 27, 2012

Life

Music.

Hey can I ask you a question?
Yeah sure.
What's life?
Simple. It's Music.

by Enihs July 11, 2011

Life

A joke.
A literal joke.

Need more in-depth detail?
Life is a joke, just like me. It's nothing, but our everything, which means that our everything is nothing and our nothing is our everything. Our hearts and brains are the source of it, which means they are the source of everything and the source of nothing. Composing life is other people, the Earth, and the many things that inhabit it. They compose our everything and our nothing, our sorrows and our joys. Humor, too. By this definition, life is basically a joke.

Yesh.

Thanks for coming to my complete rave and have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Mother? What is life?" The young boy asks.

"Simple, son. A joke."

by AquaDragon29 January 29, 2020