Trumpet-leg

It's Horn-knee (horny) you absolute moron.

Hey babe my parents aren't home and I'm 🎺🦵 (trumpet-leg)

by KiwiZiggyX November 14, 2019

guy who always screams my leg

The fish in spongebob who always screams my leg in the background of episodes that dont include him.

Spongebob was a hall monitor and directed traffic. Everyone crashed...

guy who always screams my leg: MY LEG!

by Kayrowe November 14, 2009

my leg

When there is chaos happening in a SpongBob episode, someone random always screams "MY LEG!" accompanied by screams and yells of terror by other creatures/characters.

*Plankton takes over Bikini Bottom, background turns red.*

Everyone screams.

Random Dude: "MY LEG!!!"

by letsdothisnow May 2, 2010

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

by wouldaben January 15, 2011

How's the leg?

Slang for how are you doing or what is up.

Person 1: Hey! How's the leg?
Person 2: Fine. How about you?
Person 1: Good.

by Rachmahler November 4, 2021

Engineer's Leg

The increase in muscle mass you get in your legs after walking up and down the endless fucking flights of stairs at Brooklyn Technical High School for 7 hours a day and 5 days a week.

"My legs hurt from going to the 8th floor gym from the basement."
"You got Engineer's leg."

by Ramenator November 20, 2011

Your third leg

Did you know your penis is an undeveloped third leg, crazy ik... but hear me out.

Joe: Yo, my penis is hard!
Sam: Dumbass, Thats your third leg!!!

by iheart7 February 21, 2023