currently only consisting of 2 "main" Johnologists with 3 in training, the Johns usually are found doing whatever they feel like. At time they find "skruges" (see definition: skruge) who they feel are a threat to humanity.
by blokzberry July 11, 2006
Get the The Johnsmug. Rick: Dude did you see that kid at the mall yesterday!
Paul: yeah I wish I was him .
Rick: I'd give anything to be John !
Paul: yeah I wish I was him .
Rick: I'd give anything to be John !
by Heyitzmebria March 24, 2017
Get the johnmug. 
Something that is overly exaggerated.
Root-The Jimmy Johns restaurant/sub shop across the street from Florida State University freshman dorms. Thanks Max, Ryan, Chip-you guys suck the johns
Root-The Jimmy Johns restaurant/sub shop across the street from Florida State University freshman dorms. Thanks Max, Ryan, Chip-you guys suck the johns
'Man, he was drunk the motherfuck Johns last night'
'Im stoned the jonhs, I can't even see im so chinked the Johns.'
'Im stoned the jonhs, I can't even see im so chinked the Johns.'
by Justin May 26, 2004
Get the the Johnsmug. a multi faced person who will always confuse you, is tan tall and has a huge dick. John will please you in any way possible if you let him
by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018
Get the johnmug.