2 definitions by Twitch0601

John

The definition of John is to be very salty. To have much salt. To get very upset when losing at things.

"You are being a John! " I said after winning a game of magic the gathering.

by Twitch0601 May 26, 2017

Baby Makin' Machine Gun

Is another Word For a Guys Dick, Your Penis.

Dude: Check out that Chick in the Corner.
Other Dude: Shes Fucking Hot.
Dude: Im going to make her Pull the trigger on my Baby Makin' Machine Gun.

by Twitch0601 March 22, 2010