Jersey Miker

A certain someone who is an employee at Jersey Mike's Subs whose entire social life revolves around working at Jersey Mikes. All conversations include something about Jersey Mikes and/or working there.

Example of two Jersey Mikers at school:
"Dude did you see me wrapping that sub the other day?!"
"Nah bro I was to busy sprinkling."

by Ste-eve November 6, 2013

jerseycut

Trumping your partners WINNING card during a round of spades. The JerseyCut is used to take your partners winning hand and take control of the round.

Smitty learned the JerseyCut while playing a game of spades with Rick. OR Smitty used the JerseyCut when playing with his partner Rick; Smitty wanted to take the book during a round of play so he JerseyCut him.

by LaoTzu1111 January 10, 2015

Jersey Nail Job

When a woman, most likely with her name in gold around her neck and big hair, digs her long fake nails in to a mans ass while performing fellatio, leaving bloody nail marks.

"Dude, my ass has claw marks from hanging with my girl Snookie last night!"

"Let me see! Woah!!! She totally gave you a Jersey Nail Job!"

by Cherry Hills July 22, 2014

Jersey Squirts

The act of defecating on train tracks

After a wild night on the town in Trenton, Karen got a bad case of the jersey squirts.

by See-Dubs September 4, 2014

jensenia

She is very smart, chill, and most of all noble. She loves to talk to random people.

Jensenia is a very amazing person.

by Lachikita December 20, 2016

jesse gonzalez

super amazing guy. he's sweet, funny, caring, cute/hot, lovable, playful, and a bit of a trouble-maker. he has pretty eyes, and he says some of the sweetest things in the world. he's unique. he always knows how to make you smile or laugh, and can definitely cheer you up when your down. he's very trust-worthy, and you can tell him anything. yes, he's some-what perverted and says perverted things sometimes, but only says it to make people laugh. alot of girls like him, but he's not the type of guy that goes and dates every girl he can get. you should feel special if you get close to him, because he doesn't let many people get that close to him. jesse is just awesome. <3

jesse gonzalez is a bad ass

by yup you already now November 15, 2017

jesse moulsdale

Jesse Mousdale is one of the local Collie coal miners out in WA. Jesse’s favourite activites include mining coal all day, making some og disstracks on the austro boys and his most favourite thing to do is touch his sister and his uncle called cletus. Jesse is known for being a retarded sister fucker.

Brayden *Omg lchap did you know Jesse moulsdale is coming to This school*?!

lchap *no way what the hell i thought he was a collie inbred coal miner*!! jesse moulsdale

by Perth_Meth_Junkie December 5, 2018