Jewish Race

Jewish by race, not religion. If your parents are from Israel, you are Jewish Race.

Anne: "What race are you?"

Eliza: "Jewish Race."

by N0 $C4M June 3, 2018

jewish girlfriend experience

The same thing as the girlfriend experience (paying for a pretend relationship or "hook up" role play with a prostitute), only you pay them (or attempt to pay them) less money due to being cheap or broke.

Amber: So, what? you wanna party?

Tom: Can I have the Jewish girlfriend experience?

Amber: fuck you ass hole!

by ojo_tango July 6, 2021

Jewish Task Force

The Jewish Task Force JTF is the greatest organization ever.

In your heart you know we're right and in your guts you know they're nuts. Join the Jewish Task Force! Shalom!

by Mart Adler June 30, 2008

jewish coffee grinder

When a guy shits in a girls mouth and then she gives a blow job

I still have a taste in my mouth from when i gave a jewish coffee grinder last night

by Kenneth Whitlock February 3, 2007

Jewish Christmas

On christmas, Jews go out to the movies and, after, eat chinese food .
No presents.
No trees.

and no santa.

Catholic Boy: Yaaaaaay Santa came to my house and gave me a unicorn and a fire truck!

Jewish Boy: All I did was eat Kung Poo Chicken all night... It was a Jewish Christmas... and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.

by iknowwhatsup69 December 1, 2010

Jewish Standard time (JST)

Being late to an important event.
also known as Colored People Time

'Dude he was supposed to be hear an hour ago'
"Yeah, hes running on Jewish Standard Time (JST)(CPT)"

by PoPoPolski February 4, 2010

Jewish Kamikaze

When The Girls Laying on the bed naked, you get a boner and run and jump on the bed and in mid air try to get your dick to stick right in the vagina. Thus Creating a Jewish Kamikaze.... LMAO!

Jewish Kamikaze

by milky Straws April 23, 2009