Ivan

HE is the GOOFIEST MAN ALIVE, small ass cock, and don't invite him to parties, he will scare the hoes away.

You know ivan?
no I dont want to he is gay

by NuhUH4352 April 2, 2024

Ivan

A big man with huge shoulders and humongous penis (20 inch). He gets pussy and he destroys pussy.
He likes to fuck other peoples moms. Also shoots racist motherfuckers.

Oh, you have a big Penis, you must be Ivan

by Sara Vukosavljevic November 21, 2021

The Tudor Ivan Effect

the Tudor Ivan effect is a nonconformist phenomenon with aphrodisiac intentions applied to a partner of the opposite sex with the intention of initiating or simmering the man towards a sweet game of cards.

Person 1: Idk man she has everything, like personality, good tastes and large balconies. But today she ghosted me and I am mad.
Person 2: Oh no you just gotten the Tudor Ivan Effect lmao.

by Maestrul tau fa October 3, 2023

Ivan

Lanky, probably lives in a wooden cabin in Wiltshire.
Probably poos in a porta potty
Very Very sexy tho, confident and loves hash browns

I love Ivan

by Tafiki Big BOobs November 23, 2021

ivan and vanesa

A young couple who were destined to be together. The Ivan is a handsome and sexy looking boy who is a skater anf who took the effort to speak to the vanesa, a very beautiful young lady that has all the qualities ivan wants. Ivan gets crazy with vanesa and the vanesa gets crazy with Ivan. There soulmates forever

Ivan and Vanesa are a very cute looking couple

by dareal1:) December 23, 2022

Ivan Olimian

The sophophile (as in person with desire for knowledge) with a metal plate in the neck and the purple indigo Olimian suit with Rubik cube divisions on the chest

Ivan Olimian

by hydorus shui January 6, 2025

Ivan Cordoves

A man that is truly a gift from the good lord himself. Perfect body, facial features, hair, strength, personality, and a ginormous cock. He even has everlasting faith and loyalty to those close to him.

This man in the photo acts like he’s an Ivan Cordoves even though he knows he’s far from perfect.

by Gringo Diablo November 24, 2021