hoopla

When someone keeps talking and nobody wants to here them.

Why are u talking all that hoopla.

by when you are too scared to poo June 2, 2014

the hoop method

a new form of contraception, similar to the rythm method which consists of the woman inserting a finger into the mans anus (hoop) unexpectedly to get him to "pull out" a highly hillarious (for the girl) method of ensuring the non making of babies

haha i used the hoop method last night and *insert boyfriends name here* freaked his beans and went mental, hey i was finished, job done!

by thehoopchick October 26, 2010

Hoop Earring Theory

The bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex.

"I noticed your 5" hoops and wanted some help in a little study I'm performing. It's called the Hoop Earring Theory, which states that the bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex. Can you tell me if that it true?"

by Seth and Scott April 28, 2008

hoop-d

Chris's ghetto ass ride

yo nucka gimme a ride in da hoop-d

by Northside Boys October 9, 2003

Hooper

A female of latin origin/descent who prefers to only wear giant hoop earings.

It would have been hard to spot Carmen at the Carneceria, had she not been such a Hooper!

by Tk the realist January 3, 2011

Hoop

Contraceptive ring used by females.

Person A: I have another reason to hate the Trojans.
Person B: You should just get the hoop, seriously. This is the 2000s

by YINGISWRONG December 10, 2009

hoop-la!

playing your local hispanic radio station at MAX volume w/ windows down, while driver and passenger act like idiots, 3rd or 4th person is not required, but highly recomended for maximum fun and pleasure! one person MUST have a bongo and play with the beat.

"Holy mackeral Batman, get that bongo!"
"Were doing the hoop-la?"
"OOOOHHHH yea! its prime time on La Raza!"
hoop-la hoop-la hoop-la!!!!!!!!!

by Batman & Robin March 6, 2008