Glorp

Technical jargon which is confusing and obscure, sounding as if an alien had made it up. Can be used to refer to jargon in any field, as long as whatever it is it only makes sense to experts.

A: "The sprockets on this infinitely recurring cat-looper are getting dangerously close to the cross-cat-harpings, and as a result, the futtocks are taking too much weight. Maybe we should spangle them - or we could plug the dirk into the pineal gland."
B: "Dude, I don't understand a word of that glorp."

by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025

Gorp

Gorp (verb): To mark an individual's skin up with an indelible marker (e.g., sharpie), mainly on the face and/or arms, but may involve the trunk of the body and legs in extreme circumstances. A form of hazing-like behavior popular in high schools in the mid-1960s and early 1970s.

Gorp, gorping, gorped

Remember the time you fell asleep on the team bus and we gorped you? It took weeks for you to finally scrub those all those flowers off your face!

by KMA22 December 22, 2025

Gorp

A little green bean shaped creature whom wields the secrets of Gorp's World

I knew I shouldn't have bit into that Gorp... but he just looked so tasty!

by gorpdev December 25, 2025

nose grope

V.

1. The act of inspecting another person either inconspicuously or in an obvious manner, to check for any pleasant or foul scent.

2. using the nose as a tool or weapon to undress a subject.

Since there was a new girl at my place of employment, I decided to nose grope her to see what scent she wore.

by recentlygenius November 12, 2009

Fact Grope

When a fact or opinion is shared with someone who then shares it with someone else, without crediting the original source.

'Dennis sucks at T-ball' was something I told him three years ago. He said it to the whole team today and I feel it was a shameless Fact Grope.

by ra_starz_again February 11, 2017

De glorp

The act of swinging your cock and balls between your legs to make a clapping sound.

Yo Nick did you hear Rick's de glorps they're so loud today.

by Knife right August 30, 2017

Ghost grope

When you lightly feather the vagina in passing,&when she turns around to see nobody there,she's left speechless.

Josh ghost groped Dawn as he walked by,leaving her pussy soaking wet & confused as to who done it.

by Burwizzle December 14, 2019