goldfish

to eat alot or all of something just because it's there. Refers to what happens when you put too much fish food into the fish bowl - the gold fish will eat until it dies.

I had to step away from the buffet table before I goldfished all the mini hotdogs.

by redpenqueen November 12, 2012

Godfathering

1. To take a perfectly good two part series, and taint it with a third movie, thereby turning it into a mediocre trilogy.

2. To make an unnecessary and/or inferior third installment or version.

Some movie series that have been "Godfathered" include:

-American Pie

-Terminator
-Godfather

See also: EXTREME Godfathering -

The most salient example of Extreme Godfatehering is the disgusting treatment that the Star Wars franchise received when George Lucas birthed those three mutant-bastard-children-he-calls-cinema, Star Wars Episodes 1, 2, and 3.

"Hey, did you hear they are making a hangover three?"

"Aw man really? Are they REALLY Godfathering that franchise too?"

by Joel and Justin December 17, 2012

Goldfish

the girl/guy who has a significant other, but its not important because they have that magical something that makes you disregard that obstacle.
Guy: "We should go on a date."

Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Guy: "Well I have a goldfish."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."

Friend: "Who are you texting?"
Friend 2: "Goldfish."
Friend: "Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"

Friend 2: "Exactly."

by Atilla the Hans September 16, 2013

Godfather deal

Accept the beneficial offer or suffer an excruciating punishment.

Here's my Godfather deal: call me on the phone and we'll chat, or date Chris instead.

by Ereck Flowers March 18, 2015

Goldfish

The snack that smiles back...

Me: okay brain, I'm gonna sleep

Brain: Okay

Me: So you have to be quiet

Brain: Okay

Me:

Brain:

Me:

Brain:

Me: -half asleep-

Brain: The snack that smiles back!

Me: *Yells* GOLDFISH!

by Galaxy1412 June 4, 2016

Goldfish Roulette

The proccess of setting up bong zilla.(Beer bong with big funnel atached to many tubes) Then having you and your friends drink from the tubes, as someone pours a pitcher of beer with a goldfigh into the top. You may use mutiple fish and more beer and your choosing.

Dan- Dude did you see Ryan swallow the goldfish when we played goldfish roulette.
Moe- Yeah I was literally rolling on the floor laughing
Connor- We all were

Ryan- I took it like a champ though

by Popsdock May 31, 2016

goldfishiality

an asswipe who would somehow find a way to put his ___ into a fucking goldfish

oy you know that cunt down the road he got arrested for goldfishiality

by minecraftboi696969 December 14, 2016