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fuck all

I'm so lazy, I did fuck all, all day
by beat beat your meat August 3, 2003
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Fuck a job

The term used to describe a person's belief that they dont need or want a job primarily used by Stitches (the rapper).
Dude: Stitches you need a job
Stitches: FUCK A JOB
by Sir pimp May 30, 2015
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fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.
"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."
by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011
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fuck off fund

A large sum of money saved up in the event that you tell your employer or partner fuck off. A fuck-offee should have a years' worth of expenses saved to remain self-sustaining while looking for a new source of income.
I told my boss to fuck off today and that's alright because my fuck off fund has my back.
by Lizisms December 14, 2017
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Fuck You Puppet Theater

A Do It Yourself puppet theater you create from an empty see-through plastic container that you can fit your entire hand in as you freely flip the bird to whomever you feel hostile toward since it doesn’t really “count” because it’s puppet theater.
I brought my Fuck You Puppet Theater to the White House and had a field day!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019
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Fuck It Fridays

Internal company policy that mandates that you log off and stop working at 5pm on Fridays and that do not start back up on work until Sunday, when you're prepping for the new week.

(Coined by the co-founder of the tech start up, Yogi.)
person 1: "damn, I'm so burned out from all these late nights."
person 2: "yo, don't worry, it's Fuck It Friday today, just go home."
person 1: "I love Fuck It Fridays!"
by Seiken Gyakuzuki November 19, 2019
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Tigerland fuck

Sex act in an inconvenient place which includes two guys and two girls on a missionary position, usually in separate beds. This move is defined only as a heterosexual performance. Although often high-fives might occur between males.
Me and my friend totally tigerland fucked these two sisters in their parents' bed.
by Millievanilli September 6, 2010
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