Friend

Someone who doesn't want to have sex with you.

Me: "Would you have sex with me?"
Friend: "No dude, I'm your friend."

by NikkiNoMad October 10, 2014

friends

Enemies of loneliness

Oh, I heard that Dan had became friends with Phil and had him to fend off his loneliness for him.

by randomgurl April 5, 2017

friends

something that you don't have

you have no friends

by a somehow popular person July 11, 2017

friends

The only people what speak the same dialect of idiotish as you do, and have the right to bust into your house without asking.

Mom: "Why were you in detention? "
Me: "Oh, me and my friends took this person's sandwich in English class and threw it across the room while screaming yolo."
Mom: "Uh-"

Me: "There was an evil pickle across the room, and we had to save all of our classmates! Jimmy threw the sandwich. He died a soldier's death."

by Captain Lieutenant November 29, 2015

Friend

A special thing that I do not have

I'm so lonely because I don't have any friends

by Kuroko-sama April 27, 2017

friend

the bitches that you thought liked you but don't

she was my friend

by kmn1 May 23, 2018

Friend

A friend is someone who looks out for you, and you look out for them, they help you when you are down and they make you laugh. A friend is someone whom you can trust with a secret. And you can do the same for them.

You are my best friend!

by Rmms_Robloxians February 17, 2015