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floppy chip

A kissing technique that involves shoving your tongue to the back of the other person throat and flicking their uvula so it swings and then frantically move your tongue up and down so when you pull away there is a string of saliva between you
Did you see Gary kiss Tanisha. Man used that floppy chip shit proper drowned her
by Arthur christmas init January 22, 2021
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Floppy dragon

When you drag ur penis around her face and cum non stop on her face also
Yo I did a floppy dragon to Jenny last night
by Slave king February 1, 2021
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Love floppy

A man used to have casual, pointless sex suddenly falls in love and can't get it up. An condition that usually passes by in matter of week or two.
"I'm suffering from a tremendous case of love floppy"
by Hannu Karpo November 2, 2012
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floppy wapdego

A large, floppy, and nasty vagina.
by cock meister July 30, 2012
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Floppy Johns

When one’s testicles are so large they flop around and move independently of one another.
DAMN!! Them floppy johns are whimsical!!
by Rob The Slumlord November 13, 2023
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The Floppy Golf Club

The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in
My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.
by Uncon_Cabbage January 4, 2024
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The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike
Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting
by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024
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