expresshole

A person who attempts to check-out more than nine items in the express lane of the grocery store.

"Other lane, Expresshole!" said the angry shopper.

by yecart_13 January 6, 2009

expresso

How ass hats say "espresso"

expresso? where the fuck are you getting the X in espresso?

by evil snarf August 20, 2016

Expresso

A word that a dumbass fucktard says.

I.e. lambs dumbass orders expresso

Yum Expresso! Tastes like my favorite thing in the whole work... DICK

by N0SES September 13, 2016

weiner express

a slut. also known as a number seven

"Hey Joe I think we have a weiner express up ahead"

by Jessica L December 14, 2008

Orient Express

When you are pulling a train of entirely Asian guys. Or in layman terms an Asian gang bang.

Few adult features highlight The Orient Express.

by CptnBlood November 7, 2012

The Choclate Express

After one takes an extremly horrid shit and it takes almost all night to wipe your ass...than after that last swipe of fungy turd is left you take the toilet paper threw your brown eye like a locomotive heading up a muddy hill only to get it stuck between your clogged up shit and your stanky ass hair....by the time you can finlly get it out the combination of horrid shit that smells like the rotting corpses of thousands and brittle ass hair disenigrates the peice of toilet paper.....a very rare occurance

Jessica was in the bathroom all night..when she finnaly came out..it smelled like she been threw the choclate express...

Damn Dawg U smell like dried up ass hair..an crusty poop....whats that burning smell?? You just been threw the Choclate Express huh?

by mikethekilla August 12, 2009

expresso

any fancy Starbucks coffee beverage to go

Driving in to my cubicle today I stopped and got a frap'n'shot expresso. So I'm a little wired.

by dsimms May 1, 2008