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expresshole 

expresshole is someone who uses the 12 items or less express lane when they obviously have more than that in their cart.
All I have is a gallon of milk and this guy in front of me is tying up the express lane with a loaded cart full of groceries. What an expresshole!
expresshole by jujube59 November 26, 2010
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expresshole 

a shopper at a supermarket/ store that checks out at the express line when they clearly have more items than the maximum. this makes everyone behind them wait.
"Look at this expresshole! he has 20 items when you can only have 5 on this line!"
expresshole by Anonymus R December 7, 2005
Word of the Day on December 23, 2005

expresshole 

A person who attempts to check-out more than nine items in the express lane of the grocery store.
"Other lane, Expresshole!" said the angry shopper.
expresshole by yecart_13 January 6, 2009

Express Hole 

Those who insist on going through the supermarket line with 12 items when the line is for 10 items or less. These are the same holes that want to pay with a check in the "Cash Only" lane.
John is an express hole, he routinely attempts to check out through the 10 items or less express lane with 12 items.
Express Hole by HanSoloRRT April 16, 2008

expressless 

1. The lack of expressing emotion.
2. The inability to set forth in words.
As Aaron walked in the park his head hung and his body, expressless.
expressless by Laura Marshall June 20, 2007

express-hole

A grocery shopper that has WAY more than ten items.
That express-hole has like twenty items in her cart!
express-hole by Joe's Girl December 1, 2005

expasshole

When you bang your girl for so long that her asshole starts to widen.
Jimbob: Once I'm done expassholeing you, I could stick a mug two feet up your ass.
expasshole by Hiiamcactus June 27, 2017
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