Fucking Draper

Drink - Alcoholic

Usually preceeded by the words: "I'M FUCKING READY, WHO THE FUCKS READY, I'M FUCKING READY"

1 pint of Stella Artois with a double Sambuca.

Mixed in the same glass.

To be drunk immediately, in one.

"Bartender.... one Fucking Draper please"

"I'M FUCKING READY, WHO THE FUCKS READY, I'M FUCKING READY"

by ifuckpeople October 28, 2011

Cleveland Dreamer

the thing that gives Browns fans a stiffy and solace during the crisp fall evenings when the days shorten and the temperatures drop while the football season is still young: the hopeful prospect of beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, not once, but TWICE, in a single season. This is the maniacal fever dream of all desperate Browns fans.

--Did you hear Reggie going on about the Browns taking it to the Steelers twice this year?

--Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.

by Ohio driver January 26, 2013

juicing drawers

When a person has diarrhea and shits their pants. Also related to a shart.

I had diarrhea so bad, I was juicing drawers.

by vamptink October 3, 2013

top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.

Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.

by ellemnopee May 16, 2014

Hoop Drawer

Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.

He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

Griffin draper

A very sexy man who is always ready to stand up for someone and is also a very funny person that will always make you laugh.

Man Griffin draper is so hot.

by Bob Marvin November 2, 2016

Rusty Drawer

A sex act consisting of missionary position coitus on a beach without a blanket.

"So Megan and I were totally waisted on Montauk Saturday night and ended up doing a Rusty Drawer on the dunes. Pretty sure my Johnson needs a skin graft. She still can't walk."

by Dr. Lazlo Hollyfeld February 19, 2017