douche nerd 

A geeky/nerdy person who is overly confident about their intelligence and will treat others as a lower form of life. These people are quite arrogant (full of themselves) about how smart they are and will constantly remind you and/or correct you when your wrong.

Guy1: Stay away from my stuff, you Ivy League know not!
Guy2: Wow, that guy is such a douche nerd!

douche nerd by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011

douche raft 

An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW

I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.

douche raft by bob h boberson June 21, 2008

douche nozzle sucker 

The most extreme level of douche. This person has gone way beyond a douche, beyond a douche nozzle, all the way to a douche nozzle sucker.

"Dude, keith is SUCH a douche nozzle sucker."

douche nozzle sucker by silly girl :) August 4, 2009

douche muffin 

a man that acts like a douche bag and has a muffin top.

That kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche muffin

douche muffin by homer d. poe December 6, 2007

douche chill 

Introduced by the character Tobias Funke (David Cross) on the short-lived but acclaimed, award winning FOX sitcom Arrested Development. "Douche chill" is an exclamation calling attention to the embarrassment of someone who has brought ill consequences on themselves.

Typically annunciated an octave or two higher than one's normal speaking voice and drawing out the "L" sound in "chill."

1. Mike and Tom are playing one-on-one basketball. Mike tries to show off and go up for a dunk. He misses it and face plants on the concrete. The sooner the better, Mike exclaims, "Douche chilllllll!"

douche chill by AyeJaye October 2, 2007

douche bag flag 

Noun: The popped collar on polo shirts. Traits attributed to collar poppers are arrogance and some times delusions of grandeur.

Those flying the douche bag flag are often called assholes or womanizers, and most have trouble running game. Douche bag flaggers wearing pink are flying the flag extra high.

Girl 1: This party's pretty gross. Who's that hottie over there?

Girl 2: Who?

Girl 1: The guy with the faux hawk, aviators, and popped collar?

Girl 2: I can't tell which dude out of the frat pack you're talking about, but they're all douche bag flaggin'. I mean, if you want to get drunk and sleep with an asshole, be my guest, but you'll wake up full of herps and regret.

douche bag flag by McSantos May 18, 2009

douche-a-saurus

The biggest douche bag you can possibly be.

Did you hear that customer he was such a douche-a-saurus.

douche-a-saurus by Katieland3 August 17, 2010