digital bees

The shit Rake Yohn got stung with on a Viva La Bam episode.

Rake shows up at Bam's house, thinking they're going to do a skit where Rake hits a pin yata, then they edit the footage it so it looks like the pin yata was full of bees (hince the term "Digital Bees") little does he know, the pin yata really is full of bees, and he gets the shit stung out of him when he hits it. HAHAHAH GOOD STUFF

by Joe Caulfield aka HolyCrapItsJoe February 22, 2004

digitalk

1. To talk shit on the internet.
2. Talking smack via a computer or other electronic device.

Don't digitalk me, bro.
Yo, don't be digitalkin' me.

He is such a digitalker.

by serius November 6, 2009

digital janitor

Office job that mostly involves cleanup and maintenance of digital databases or files; such as backup, restoration, updates, upgrades, purges, archiving, etc. Requires a modicum familiarity with basic computer operations including file and database management but little in the way of problem solving skills or creativity.

His business card might call him a Database Administrator but he's really just a glorified digital janitor.

by wurdnerd November 20, 2009

Digital Panties

Digital Panties: When you get a phone number from the female sex. It's a metaphor for taking off a girls panties, digitally speaking. ie: its a step towards getting laid.

A: I met this really pretty girl on the subway.
B: Oh yeah?
A: Yeah, I got her Digital Panties.
B: Verrrrrry nice... (Borat voice)

by kikuta December 7, 2009

davitz

A rich Jewsih Broad that mostly lives in the Upper East Side of New York City, NY

Look at that rich davitz!! She just stepped out of a Bentley, with a 10 Carat ring on her.

by dirkdavid33 March 6, 2010

Digital Bacon

The squiggly lines that obstruct the picture when you try to watch cable porn without buying it.

Channel 98 would be the greatest if that digital bacon wasn't covering up her nipples.

by Trocar99 April 21, 2010

digital amnesia

Occurs when you can't remember where you heard something or read something, but you know it was on your phone.

Often occurs when reading email and text messages on the go - you forget about the message until something else in life reminds you and you then remember when/where you received that text or email.

Common belief is that it occurs because since you are not sitting anchored to a desk or a laptop, you forget the message context because your attention is immediately drawn to the car in front of you, your kid screaming in the backseat, having to pay for groceries, or any other activity "on the go". See threadnesia, cell phone amnesia, e-mnesia

Lumberg: Peter, do you have that TPS report? I emailed you 2 days ago.

Peter: Oh yeah, huh. I think I got that message when I was at the strip club so I kinda forgot about it. Ya know, I do have a wicked case of Digital Amnesia now with this iPhone. Can I get it to you tomorrow?

Lumberg: Yeah, but this is your last warning.

Peter: OK - well just email me

Lumberg (in the Droidzone): Just sent it to you.

Peter: That'd be great!

by ellare October 22, 2010