by Southern Sweet April 23, 2016
Get the moonshine diving mug.A lewd sex act between a male and their partner (male or female), in which the partner takes a small, semi-spherical and semi-rigid poop onto the head of the male's penis. The partner then uses one or two fingers to push down on the tip of said penis super fast, being sure to pull their hand away in hopes that the slingshot-like upward bounceback of the penis will fling the feces into his mouth.
(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)
(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)
As punishment, my father would make me perform the Russian Divingboard on him in front of my 32 sister-wives.
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I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.
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Get the Dick diving board mug.Anchor diving is the act of using an anchor to propel one towards the bottom of a body of water. More commonly used in lakes, it is performed by holding onto an anchor then jumping into the water with it. It is recommended to use a lifejacket, as it can be used to float up afterward and prevent drowning.
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