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Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap
When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this
by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024
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cucumber crack

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber
dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024
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cucumber

im hungry so ima go eat a cucumber because it is good
by Mr. hoya March 6, 2024
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Cuume

When you can’t explain/say the proper word for male ejaculate fluid and are scared to say the real pronunciation
My buddy couldn’t talk about sexual experiences so we made a word for him to feel comfortable so we made him say cum funny “cuume” like coon but with a M
by Jay why April 20, 2024
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cUtMoNdO

When a man shits himself in bed
I heard that guy cUtMoNdO himself…
by Big Daddy 08 May 15, 2024
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Cucumber prank

A silly act/prank that can be explained with 2 words:

Cucumber prank!
Your friend finds that his backpack is in the other side of the classroom, He asks: Where is my backpack! You say : Cucumber prank:)
by Martynas_Hu May 28, 2024
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Ćulumbrek

Usually used in a phrase "Izem'u ćulumbrek" meaning that you are angry/sad about something that somebody said or about something that happened. It can also be used when you don't care about something but want to support your friend and let him know that you don't care (like in example bellow) or when you are frustrated because of something that just happened (kind of like curse word).
Person1: Person2 just stole my drink!
Me(who do not care): Izemu ćulumbrek!
by Zvonko Sirovina June 14, 2024
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