by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004
Get the captain crunch mug.When someone seems attractive from a far away distance or from the side, but when you look at them from the front or at a closer view, you realize they are in fact hideous. Derived from that moment when you go to step on a leaf thinking it's crunchy, but it doesn't crunch when you step on it. When used as an adjective, the proper word form is crunchy, as crunch is the noun form.
"Boy! I thought that guy was hella attractive when I saw him walking in the hallway. But when he actually passed me, I was severely disappointed. Whatta crunch!"
"She seemed attractive at first glance, but unfortunately, she was crunchy."
"She seemed attractive at first glance, but unfortunately, she was crunchy."
by leafgals January 10, 2017
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by Madeiriha March 16, 2004
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It comes in a variety of favors like Buncha Crunch, White Crunch, Mini-Crunch, and the divine original Crunch.
It comes in a variety of favors like Buncha Crunch, White Crunch, Mini-Crunch, and the divine original Crunch.
by Squanto November 20, 2002
Get the crunch mug.During the act of performing a rim job, the recipient delivers a wet fart into the face of the rimmer, bespackelling his/her face with colourful decorations of wet-fart seepage.
by Dr. Crunch November 23, 2006
Get the dutch crunch mug.1. Hard pressed.
2. State of being or act of hard pressing.
3. An extreme pwning.
NOTE: An object is said to reach Clunch Completion when it becomes so clunchy that it cannot be clunched any more. An abbreviated term for this is Clunchkin.
NOTE 2: Clunching something quickly is called McClunching.
2. State of being or act of hard pressing.
3. An extreme pwning.
NOTE: An object is said to reach Clunch Completion when it becomes so clunchy that it cannot be clunched any more. An abbreviated term for this is Clunchkin.
NOTE 2: Clunching something quickly is called McClunching.
Even though I studied for a long time; that test completely clunched me.
Sometimes I feel that if another customer complains, I'll turn into a Clunchkin Case.
Sometimes I feel that if another customer complains, I'll turn into a Clunchkin Case.
by The Clunchkin March 8, 2010
Get the Clunch mug.A shell used to decide diplomatic rule upon child inhabited islands; Later replaced with swine heads.
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003
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