cross oriented

LGBT identity whereas an individual's romantics don't line up w/ their sexual orientation

I'm actually not bi, but cross oriented.

by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021

Cross-Eyed ( Anxiety)

A form of anxiety that makes the individual feel as if they have cross eyes. This makes the person extremely uncomfortable to the extent that they (the individual ) have the ill Illusion that they have Cross eyes. This causes the person to feel very self conscious about ones self. And becomes unable to complete tasks. This makes the individual feel extremely depressed as if delusional to the extent that they feel they have gone mad.

Linda feels that her Cross-Eyed ( Anxiety) will make her suffer in life and she will do nothing with her life.

by Dr. Robert Smith July 20, 2012

Cross Threaded

When you are taking a crap, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your ass. It hurts and feels like it's coming out sideways.

You go back to your desk and someone says "dude you were in there a long time", you respond by saying "dude, i had one cross threaded"

by Jamhole September 29, 2005

cross county

total craziness..... all stoners, all drunks, all minors doin stuff they shouldn't, and a few ghetto girls that dont belong there!!!

ghetto girls that dont belong there shall remain nameless

by someone thats a minor December 7, 2003

Cross Country

Also the name of an equestrian event. Competitors ride horses over a fairly long outdoor course with rustic jumps in the best time possible. Known for being quite dangerous, as you ride at considerable speed, and due to the solid nature of the jumps if your horse clips one you fall, not the jump. Incredibly addictive though, and when done right, feels like flying.

Madonna has a horse which she competes in cross country events

by nudepologirl May 4, 2010

Cross the Streams

Crossing the streams: When you're urinating and defecating at the same time, and you maneuver your body just right so you can urinate on your feces while it's coming out.
This isn't a sexual act, but I'm sure someone can figure out a way.

"Dude, I just pissed on my shit while it was still coming out. It was awesome!"
"Yeah man, I cross the streams all the time."

by GhostGuyGGG July 19, 2009

cross-cuntamination

The souring of a social situation due to a specific combination of women.

The party had a serious case of cross-cuntamination when the girl who slept with the hostesses husband showed up.

by taureanx May 3, 2009