Glock cock choker

When you suck and gluck on dat cock to hard u swallow it and you swallow there balls at the same time that your thought gets bruised

Bro I just gave the glock cock choker last night to big Jim

by Lynsey brolly December 6, 2021

Cooked

Adjective.
(Especially of a chicken) to be slapped at the speed of 3725.95 mph.

Car salesman: *slaps a chicken at the speed of 3725.95 mph* this chicken is cooked.

by Atheon February 22, 2019

cockercrack

1.Sound of a cock during orgasm.
2.Beefed up white guy.

1.He cockercracked when he was fuckin her.
2.The cockercrack chased the tall asian guy out of the hood.

by AP4me November 29, 2004

cockerbollocks

A phrase used to describe a situation that's gone drastically wrong.

Sorry love, it's all gone cockerbollocks at work today, the system has died, the boss has gone home early and so I'll be late home. No dear, definitely not going to the pub.

by TukayAway November 15, 2010

cockered

Messing someone up. Hitting someone or something very hard. To defeat someone or something.

Fuck man I just cockered the hell out of Norjons face!

by The cocker February 28, 2014

Cooked and Booked

You’re screwed; Put in your place indefinitely; Finished; No shot at recovery

When Emily exposed to the room full of friends and family that James had a small penis, he had been cooked and booked

by ShortStackB January 16, 2020

Cooked

A person who does really well in life/a particular subject.

Person 1: What did you get on your math test?
Person 2: 100%
Person 1: Jeez, you cooked. Good for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: What I mean is...you did so well on your test that you cooked.
Person 2: Ohhh...thanks.
Person 1: No problem

by Ya Buddy! January 26, 2020