comeytize

The act of noting everything that you said and heard after you have a conversation so you cover your ass preventing troublem

After my conversation with the Police Officer , I sat in my car and comeytized everything.

by Entomological Estaban September 14, 2017

comfort coding

After a long coding session with your awful superior at work, you start coding complete sense-numbing shit instead of eating twinkies.

In other words: coding to avoid comfort food.

My Superior: "Move this 5 px right. Color this blue. Center the text. Align the text right. No, center. Update AWS settings, wait, don't, color the previous thing green. why did you not update AWS settings?"

Me, the moment he leaves me the fuck alone:
*Splits random css files into smaller ones for 2 hours*
*COMFORT CODING*

by Roeefl December 27, 2017

comfexy

When something is both comfortable and sexy.

These tights are comfexy AF.

by cutecopywriter February 6, 2018

Comfort room

Where students study,talk,change clothes and apparantly eat. It is also used rarely to escape class for a minute to wake them selves up.Of course it is also used to pee and poop in ,but some students try to not poop in school.Honestly,the possibilities are endless. it's even used to take selfies or videos or groufies.

Let's go to the comfort room,I have to tell you something.

by Heyo... July 28, 2018

comfortable pic

An innocent way to say a nude

Kayla, can you send me a Comfortable pic 🤨

by SHADETRR December 30, 2018

Comfort years

A period of time, usually around 5 years when someone around the age of 30-45 (usually a man) gains weight, doesn’t exercise very much and enjoys wine, beer and good food. Comfort years are often followed by a ‘get fit’ regime and weight loss. Someone in their comfort years usually has a belly.

‘Wow, you’re really getting a beer belly on you. Maybe you should try some exercise!’
‘Just enjoying my comfort years! I’ll lose the weight in a few years...’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 12, 2019

Comey Memo

Contemporaneous notes or emails drafted immediately after a one-on-one conversation or meeting with an untrustworthy person who you expect will later lie about what was said in that conversation, and which are stored for future reference, to be possibly used at trial or in other official proceedings.

Holy shit! The boss just asked me to do some shady, unethical things. I need to send a 'Comey memo' to myself in case they later try to throw me under the bus for following through.

by Zayander November 18, 2019