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Colorado Crockpot

The act of filling your roommates anal cavity with pork, chicken or beef allow it to sit there for approximately 2 hours once it is well cooked in there you remove it and have them put one of their own bodily fluids on it. This can be any fluid from their body they can’t tell you what it is you must eat it and guess what it was. Thus you have the Colorado crockpot.
Damn bro last night me and my roommate tried the Colorado crockpot it was lit dog you should try it.
by Cholesterol Carl April 5, 2020
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Colorado glazer

The act of a man coming inside of a woman’s vagina, then proceeding to finger her until she comes. The man then removes his fingers and allows them to dry, creating a glaze. Both individuals then select one finger to collectively lick clean.
Bro 1: How was the sex last last night?
Bro 2: Good, except for the morning breath after a Colorado glazer.
by A4 Notorious May 13, 2020
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Colorguard

A cult of people who cast spells and curses using flag sabers in Michael’s
After the colorguard performed sky turned red and it started raining blood
by Put name here August 29, 2020
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colorado coathanger

The tried and true trick of inserting a bent wire coat hanger into the vagina to abort a baby.
Jessica's ex-boyfriend got her pregnant and she couldn't tell her parents, so she had to do the ol' Colorado Coathanger trick.
by Grodon Fereman November 22, 2020
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Colorado radler

A delicious beverage comprised of at least 2/3 Coors (light or banquet) and either cider or sour beer.
It was a hot day out already out and the kids were screaming at the top of their lungs. Joe knew he would need a few Colorado radlers to get his morning off to a strong start.
by ChrisDaRing January 1, 2021
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Colorado

a state that of which had snow everywhere that is now a heatwave

a place which you will regret living in summer.
"Blyat, the snow isn't here yet, AND IT IS THE MIDDLE OF WINTER! Colorado is weird.
by [spacebar] January 25, 2021
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Colorado Douchebag

Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.
Why would you invite Rich out to the bar, you know he's a colorado douchebag.
by Yamothasleg March 6, 2021
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