coke joke

A Joke about cocaineor other drugs

Person 1: Ok tell me a coke joke

Person 2:why is there dandruff on the table

by That salad January 24, 2019

coke fuck

The act of filling an average sized room up with knee-deep cocaine and then eating each others assholes and then eating most of the coke in that room when both salads are indeed tossed.

"Man last night was great, I picked up a frigin' cum slave and we coke fucked in my dads room."

by fool June 12, 2004

coke whore

Martin. the dirty swedish coke whore

god have you spoken to martin recently i hear he's been selling his body to pay for his crack habbit

by Mystical Parrot January 21, 2004

Coke Wars

A retarded, idiotic war between Coke and Pepsi

Guy1:Pepsi
Guy2:Coke
Guy1:Pepsi!
Guy2:Coke!
Guy3:Guys guys we need these Coke Wars to stop!

by otrotodrt August 6, 2011

coke abuse

Regular use (two or three times a week) builds up tolerance. You still get the buzz but you have to take more of it more often. With greater tolerance comes heftier come-downs. At the peak of cocaine abuse is cocaine psychosis.

Cocaine is extremely habit-forming and you should not over-estimate your ability to handle it.

Until recently, I had not snorted any Coke for at least 25 yrs and I have just now learned that it ceases to be quite so nice after blowing an 8 ball in 2 days. Doing this much, all by myself, was great the first few times I did a line or three, but after a while I was no longer feeling anywhere near the same results as I did with my first two or three lines. It was taking at least twice as much to get the same buzz as I was getting when I did my first LITTLE line. Also, the buzz started ending much sooner than originally and I felt so tired, shaky hands, grinding my teeth, and just wanted to be left alone. I kept thinking that if I just do one more line I will feel better, but this is not the truth once you have begun coke abuse.

by Dr H Post August 12, 2006

Coke Nails

The build up of dirt and grease under the nails resulting from the inability to clean oneself properly during a weekend coke binge. Usually noticed at 8am Monday morning after two hours sleep and no time to have a shower before work.

An experienced professional will have a 99p nail brush purchased from Tesco on his person at all times.

"Jesus Christ, who has bled over the note? Fuck that, look at your fucking coke nails!!"

"Oh sweet Nathan has taken posted another selfie - dude, check out his coke nails"

"Can't believe he tried to finger me with his coke nails"

by Lightbulbhead April 21, 2014

coke whore

some one who needs to drink coca-cola everyday. addictcted to soda like someone addicted to drugs.

She's such a coke whore she waisted her last dollar on soda.

by princessash October 22, 2006