Claresexual

(adj./noun)

1. A person who finds themselves hopelessly, exclusively, obsessed with someone named Clare.

2. Symptoms may include uncontrollable smiling upon sighting of Clare, a sudden craving for marriage and the belief that all humans pale in comparison

3. Often described as a terminal condition, with no known cure and no desire for such.

“What are your pronouns”
“Oh I’m full blown Claresexual”

by Owaliver September 7, 2025

Charedboard

CHAREDBOARD™ — Material Definition (official wording)

Charedboard™ is layered wheat-paste cardboard that has been fire-treated using Yakisugi-style techniques.
The result is a lightweight, sculptural, charred surface with deep texture, matte black tones, and near-woodlike strength — ideal for art, craft, and living-sprout applications.

The charedboard paneling in this oddities shop are other world bizarre aliens skin !!!!

by Heymuse November 14, 2025

Monkey clawed eagle

1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.

2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.

1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*

tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!

2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥

by Meowmix765 January 7, 2011

clapper-clawed

To claw at with your nails; to beat on; to abuse.

Hamilton relaxed and rejoiced with the knowledge that the future President was just a clapper-clawed hack.

by Tattatu November 20, 2016

Oosma clare

The place every sick nigga what to come from were everybody eats sand and horses and smokes juul

Boy1: hey i wanna be in Oosma clare
Boy2:you aint the only one

by sucfor12buc November 12, 2018

Wet clayed

When someone smokes an extensive amount of cannabis and yaks. They’re face becomes gray, wet, and they are frozen, resembling wet clay.

After a dank rip of the bong, chen wet clayed.

by Ripinthechat December 1, 2018

Barry Clarked

This is when any pot is stirred to the point of making people hate each other, but you only stir the pot this bad for fun.

((arrives at HR))...."I need to file a hostile work environment complaint, I have been Barry Clarked"

by barry clark February 21, 2019