Craction

To succeed at seducing another person into anal sexual activity

Rob says to Tom - I heard there was heaps of craction at Shandula’s party last night?

by Gaivid October 14, 2022

Omni-directional 'Wha???'-ness

Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.

Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?

Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness

by TokyoPDX October 30, 2011

Every Direction

Every Direction is a hit band consisting of Peyton and Mimi. It's hits include "What Makes You Ratchet", "I Feel Ratchet", "Ratchet One More Time", “What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Ratchet”, and "Give Your Ratchet a Break". There was another member. He was the band’s kazoo player but Peyton and Mimi left him at home while they were out shopping for leather jackets and when they came back he was GONE.

"Every Direction is so much better than One Direction."
"I know right? They're as hot as the blacktop in the summer in Texas."

by jimbobbyjonessmith October 18, 2012

baby creation factory

A uterus.

Guy: We can utilize your baby creation factory.

Girl: Ha ha...

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

One Direction

A group of four liars. We all love them but are extremely pissed that it has been almost 4 years since their hiatus started.

“One Direction lies to us.”

by Niallerismydad June 19, 2019

One Direction

A British boyband that doesn't know what an 18 month hiatus is.

Interviewer in 2015 When will One Direction comeback?

One Direction In 18 months

*3 years later*

One Direction *still hasn't come back but is winning awards*

Directioners One Direction maybe took a break but we didn't.

by Directioner Since 2010 June 30, 2019

Cauterizing Creations

The hot shit you take that hurts leaving your body, and you swear it's so hot it will cauterize your hole shut

Jimbo: I've had a bad case of the cauterizing creations lately, and it's weird because all I've eaten are salads. I swear my asshole feels like it is being welded shut after a sesh on the toilet

by ONTHATSHIT January 6, 2020