Candlelight Serenade

A swift and short powerful blow from behind that strikes a man's testicles

If that dude doesnt watch his mouth he's gettin a candlelight serenade.

by Prelude37 May 3, 2008

Candle

Short for "can't handle." It's the new "I can't even."

Ethan, I candle today.

by lostsheep8180 November 29, 2016

Wax Candle

When a man pours a melted, scented, paraffin, wax candle on his penis, let's it cool and harden, then fucks his partner in the ass with his waxy dick. At the climax, he pulls out, lights his pubes on fire to let the smell of sex and Watermelon Rain fill the room.

Him: Damn, your pussy stinks.
Her: Just do a Wax Candle then, Chad!

by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021

Waxing the candle

A sexul act in which a man puts the wick of a candle in his dick hole, then proceeds to light it and put hot wax on his hands while jacking off.

I was just waxing the candle.

by Vietkong_Solider_113 January 18, 2019

candle cock

When a males erect penis ejaculates, and seamen flows down the sides of the penis like wax from a candle.

Wow! that cock is like my candle!

Mrmm..i've never tasted a candle cock before!

by REVOLV3R November 25, 2007

German candle

When you ejaculate into a girls ear.

Yo man i was doing my girl last night and i busted in her ear.

Dude good work on that German Candle

by xChris Hernandezx August 5, 2007

candlestick

The third party. The friend always together with the couple.

Brian and Jenny are so cute together, they went out on a date at a very nice restaurant. Lauren went with them, she is such a candlestick!

by lalalili October 24, 2007