Mayday! Cried The Captain

the most kickass band ever to form around ocala, florida. they play Technologimetalcore, and have the best live show i've ever seen.

Sal and Kyle are the singer and keyboardist for Mayday! Cried the Captain

by meltdownCAR5 January 30, 2009

Captain Gayhab

An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.

"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"

by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009

Captain Digiorno

A person who really loves making digiorno pizza, especially at 2 o clock in the morning. What makes a true captain digiorno though is that this person will wear the empty pizza box on his head for the rest of the night or morning.

We got really wasted last night and we were really hungry, captain digiorno came to the rescue.

by Sargeant Sweatpants August 6, 2009

captain sauce the youtuber

A nerdy youtuber ready to play any game even if the people don’t like it but in any sense incredibly funny

Captain sauce? Do you mean captain sparkles

Me: no captain sauce the youtuber

A nerdy youtuber ready to play any game even if the people don’t like it but in any sense incredibly funny

by Gay nerd of all cats August 18, 2019

Bootstrap Capital

Also known as self-capitalization, this is how most start-ups actually capitalize themselves. Sources of bootstrap capital include: soft capital (Mom/Dad/Rich Uncle Buck), home equity loans, supplier credit, consulting, credit cards, retainers, deposits, progress payments, receivables factoring, partners, sponsorships, guarantors, pre-sales, launch clients and more. Bootstrap capital allows the ownership to keep control of their own enterprises and not lose them to VCs and other debt or equity holders.

“Two former students decide to start a home building business. They have no capital so they: 1. find a friendly landowner who allows them to set up shop in a field and pre-sell homes with no money up front to the landowner (who gets paid when the homes sell); 2. they pre-sell 10 homes and take deposits of $20,000 per home so now they have $200,000 in their bank account; 3. they get 90 and 120 day terms from their suppliers so that the suppliers also get paid when the homes sell; 4. they take their 10 Agreements of Purchase and Sale and pledge those to the Bank for a LOC (effectively borrowing their clients' credit scores). After two years, they have $800,000 in the Bank and own 100% of the business. This example demonstrates five sources of bootstrap capital: supplier credit, pre-sales, launch clients, deposits and guarantors.”

by ProfBruce October 31, 2009

Capital Rape

The act of exploiting the Caps Lock or Shift Key in manners it wasn't ever meant to be used for, such as randomly capitalizing letters, typing in all capitals, adding more symbols or figures than necessary, or not using it at all.

lYk OmG i lUv kYlE hE tHe BeSt EvAr KyLe aN jEnNy 4-EvA!

totally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LYK 2DA I WENT 2 DA MAL WITH KRISTIN MY BST GRL IN DA WRLD WUZ SO FUN!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~looK aT mE, aint iT cuTE wHen i tYpE wItH tHe ShApEs?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

i dont need 2 typ rt im 2 hottt 4 dat shit lol

by Koma April 15, 2005

Mr. Captain's abs

Mr. Captain from Mystery Missions abs. It has been proven that if shown, they break the internet.

Agent 1- Dude did you see Mr. Captain's abs?
Agent 2- Yeah. They broke the damn interwebz.

by Agent Sparkles February 11, 2010