Cum

What happens when you forget to wash the dishes

I forgot 2 wash de dishes o damnit now theres cum on them

by The great smut creater May 17, 2018

cum

what I caught my brother doing inside my cat

*sounds of thrusting, grunting, and aggressive meowing*
"hey br- OH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
*cums*
"AGAIN?"

by bee.nigga May 24, 2020

cum

a white substance that CUM'S (get it) from the erected penis and can not come from a penis that has erectile disfuction

I'm gonna CUM!

by sanshitler21memestreet November 13, 2017

cum

Cum also known as Baby Gravy

I gave that girl Baby Gravy all over her face. Cum , Ya know!!

by Hypnomancer July 3, 2016

Cum

Vegan alternative to milk.

Bro we ran out of milk. Can I borrow some cum?

by Paul_Z November 3, 2019

Cum

When you want to write "come" but you're too lazy and cool so you write "cum". That's it. Stop.

Can you cum over to my house to play Mario Kart? Only Mario Kart. No.

by no. stop. please. December 17, 2018

Cum

Sticky white milk that comes out of a penis and it tastes funny

After i cum I feel weak again

by Just a guy who’s really bored January 26, 2019