Cuddle capitalism

We're selling you stuff to make you feel better about yourself and we care so we want you to be healthy. Sometimes the company doesn't care, they just pretend to, to increase sales.

Hmm I've noticed rather a lot of the adverts these days feature farmers, twittering birds and lots of waffling on about provenance...talk about cuddle capitalism overload.

by Sazzy J December 17, 2015

cuddle rock

Lame ass music frat boys play for drunk sluts to appear sensitive and gentle when the real intentions are roofies and rape.

"He put on the cuddle rock and I felt sooo safe, then I woke up panties around my ankles in the ally"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

ass cuddle

An ass cuddle is where someone puts there arse on your face and squeezes it tight.

Oh Dave my girlfriend gave me a massive ass cuddle when I woke up, I fucking loved it!

by oli dikes October 31, 2015

Green cuddles

When you wear green and cuddle someone

Oh she just giving you the green cuddles man (hi tyler)

by Stevequeen21 August 22, 2019

Cuddle flirting

Flirting with someone in an attempt to get them to cuddle with you.

"Sally wa so good at cuddle flirting, we ended up in each other's arms on the couch in no time."

by Trueman1 September 2, 2011

cuddle buddy

A person whom u can cuddle with cry beside and have little make make out seshes with. with no sexual intent of having a relationship or anything else.

“i want a cuddle buddy”

by Davis kane’s December 25, 2020

Butt cuddles

When spooning and a guy gets an erection, usually results in sex

We were watching a movie and butt cuddles happened

by Devious scones January 26, 2020