Buffetting

The act of throwing an object out of a window due to it not performing as expected

Jim - "this disc is awful"
Steven - "then start buffetting it!"

by sbarber15 July 2, 2011

Bologna Buffer

Typically the mouth of a disgruntled slut-bag, or the disease ridden orifice of one of your friends or relatives.

Phil better shut his damn bologna buffer before i stab him with a broken Tobasco bottle..

by AyeDrinkBeer May 24, 2009

EveryDay I'm Buffering

It's when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering.

Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)

by personqwerty123456789 June 13, 2012

buffed

Graffiti terminology. When your shit gets painted over by the authorities, MTA, property owners etc

"Yo that ill piece I did on the highway overpass got buffed by the man"

by MTISM September 22, 2005

Buffer Period

When your parents just leave you home alone and you need to wait that certain amount of time before you can smoke some weed, masturbate, call in a hooker, etc.

My parents just left and I need to wait out the buffer period before I know the coast is clear

by Rideher October 30, 2011

Jimmy Buffett

"Jimmy Buffett is famous for his ability to help his fans escape to a tropical world of beaches and cool breezes". Jimmy Buffett opened the doors of the Caribbean feeling to people in the U.S., becoming one of the most popular artists of today. While he is commonly known for "Cheeseburger in Paradise" and "Margaritaville", his true fans know that it is songs like "The Weather is Here I wish you were Beautiful", "Fins", "A Pirate Looks at Fourty", and "One Particular Harbour", plus about 200 other songs that prove him to be the talented song writer he is. Jimmy Buffett created his Phan club of Parrottheads: a group of fun alcoholics who work too hard and listen to Buffett as a way of winding down. Or, a group of lazy beach bums. Either way, fan's of Buffett love him and his music for all it is. At the same time, we all know he couldn't be the same artist without the help of his Coral Reefers.

We are the people our parents warned us about...

by BananaWind May 2, 2005

buffer

A friend who is willing to come along with you when you're meeting someone who might be interested in dating you, but you're not sure if you're interested in dating them.

Dude, Crissy from accounting is going to be at the bar tonight. I think she likes me, but I'm not sure if I'm into her. Can go with me as my buffer in case she turns out to be a psycho?

by LeBain December 4, 2007